Welcome To The Show
 
Have you all got your tickets
Or did you get them all for free
Have you really come to see the show
Have you really come to see me
Or is it really another
Sunday night in town
Another chance to meet the clique
That always gathers round
I look out to the left of the stage
At some people sittin' down
I know they paid for tickets
'cause they came here on the underground
Guitar Riff
There tryin' to make me
Something I don't wanna be
I only wanna sing my songs
the way it comes naturally

Now they've givin' me a light 
These things upon the stage
I don't remember askin' for it
But I got them all the same

Oh oh 
Welcome to the show
Don't forget to listen to my song
just before you go
Woow woow
Welcome to the show
Don't forget to listen to my song
just before you go
Guitar Riff Violins etc.

Take a look at the posters
on your way into the gig
And remember who you're here for 
And the next thing to be big
And if I should be lucky 
And be a great big star
All my old friends
Can turn to me and say
Remember who we are

So help yourself 
To food and drink 
That they laid on for me
Don’t you worry about 
A thing my friend
I’m off home to watch TV
Woow woow
Welcome to the show
Don't forget to listen to my song
Just before you go
Ohh ohh 
Welcome to the show
Don't forget to listen to my song
Just before you go

Violins....

Welcome to the show
And don’t forget to listen to my song
Woow woow
Welcome to the show
Don't forget to listen to my song
Fade out